Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
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