What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
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