What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
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