What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
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