Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
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