Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
The winter is the worst time of year for a wedding. The grooms always seem to be getting cold feet.
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
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