What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
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