Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.