What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
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