Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
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