Sorry, I'm octopied.
Seas the day.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Girls just wanna have sun.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
Tropic like it's hot.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
Tis the sea-sun.
I can sea clearly now.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Whale, hello there.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
If there's a will, there's a wave.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Beach, please.
Don't get tide down.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
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