Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
That crazy little sun of a beach.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
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