I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
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