When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
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