Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
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