If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
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