A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
Crowing, crowing, gone.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
What do crows read? Cawmics.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.