Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
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