What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea