What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.