If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
Whatever floats your goat.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
I goat this.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
You have goat to be kidding me.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
Something’s goat to give.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
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