What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
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