Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
Whatever floats your goat.
You have goat to be kidding me.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
Something’s goat to give.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
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