What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.