What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
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