What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.