I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
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