How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
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