A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
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