What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
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