What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.