A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
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