What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
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