What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
Two Byrds, one Stone.
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
My fat parrot escaped from its cage... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders!
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
He is Polly-Amorous.
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot…
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
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