Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot…
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
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