How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
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