What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
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