What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
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