Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
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