What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
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