How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
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