What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
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