What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
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