What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
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