What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.