Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
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