The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
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