Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
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