A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
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