Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
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