The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
What do crows read? Cawmics.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
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