What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
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