Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
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