Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
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