The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
What do crows read? Cawmics.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
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