The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
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