What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
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