Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
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