How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
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