Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
How do you spot a deer behind you? With hind-sight!
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
He didn’t want to use the deering wheel.
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.
Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
Who puts money under a deer’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
The hoof fairy.
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
What do deer always use to clean their homes?
Comet!
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
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