What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
What is the name of Santa’s rudest deer?
Rude-olph.
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
Who puts money under a deer’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
The hoof fairy.
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
What do deer always use to clean their homes?
Comet!
What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
What did the outraged female deer say to the mule?
How deer you!
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
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