What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
What did the outraged female deer say to the mule?
How deer you!
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!
How do you spot a deer behind you? With hind-sight!
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
What do deer always use to clean their homes?
Comet!
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
He didn’t want to use the deering wheel.
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
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