What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
What is a deer’s favorite after-school snack?
“Doe-nuts.”
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
What did the deer say to his friend during their night in the woods?
This is so much fawn!
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
Why was the actress scared of the deer?
She had stag fright.
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
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