It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
What do deer always use to clean their homes?
Comet!
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
He didn’t want to use the deering wheel.
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
Q. What does one teen buck say to oad another into doing something risky?
A. I double deer you!
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.
What did the outraged female deer say to the mule?
How deer you!
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
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