Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
What is the name of Santa’s rudest deer?
Rude-olph.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
How do you spot a deer behind you? With hind-sight!
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
He didn’t want to use the deering wheel.
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
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