Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it “Ham Hocks”.
What’s the one way you should never greet a male pig? “Sow, what’s up?”
What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing?
“I’m not a people porcine.”
A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him?
Filthy rich.
Why should you never share a bed with a pig? They hog all the covers.
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