What’s the one book all piglets read in grade school? A Series of Un-porcine-ite Events.
Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table?
She was hogging all the food!
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it “Ham Hocks”
Why was the piglet whining.
He was boared out of his brains.
What do you have left after a pig eats a watermelon?
Pork rinds.
Why was the pig given a red card at the football game?
For playing dirty.
What did the pig exclaim when the wolf grabbed its tail?
“That’s the end of me!”
In the 5th month of every year, my aunt lets her pigs in the field…
It’s mayham!
What’s the one way you should never greet a male pig? “Sow, what’s up?”
I saw a pig with laryngitis.
He was disgruntled.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
A pork chop.
What do 99 percent of pigs ask for on their hamburgers? Piggles.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs
Why should you never share a bed with a pig? They hog all the covers.
If you want to name a smart pig, name him Cunningham.
What do you call a pig that does a lot of charity work?
Philanthropig
What happens when you play tug-of-war with a pug?
Pulled pork!
Why don’t pigs eat cake? Because they’re morally opposed to bacon.
I entered my pig into a pig race but he pulled a ham string.
Where do pigs keep their money? Why in the piggy bank, of course.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pig…
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for Mother’s Day?
They threw a sowprize party.
What did Mama pig ask her kids every day after school?
“Hoofeels hungry?”
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What’s the first line of the pig bible? “In the bacon-ing…”
What do you get when you cross a pig and superman?
The Man of Squeal.
The sweetest and punny name to call a pig is Mudpie.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me.
It was a hambush.
If your piglet wants to be a wizard, there’s only one alternative: Hogwarts.
What do you say to a procrastinating pig? Listen, bud, it’s snout or never.
How do pigs get to the hospital?
In ham-bulances.
I read a story about pig anatomy.
It was all straightforward until I found a twist in the tale.
There was so much crackling on the line, I thought a pig was disturbing the phone.
What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig?
A bae con.
Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?
Because he was a boar.
Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating?
They’re in a stable relationship.
One of the punny pig names for a pig that loves Shakespeare is Hamlet.
What did the pig say on the warm summer’s day?
“I’m bacon.”
When pigs work together, it’s known as collab-boar-ation.
Why was the pig crying? Because he was boar-ed to tears.
A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet.
I’m going to see their production of swine lake.
Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.
What do you call a pig with a rash? Ham and eczema.
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
How do pigs write top secret messages?
With invisible oink!
Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine!
What did one pig say to the other?
Let’s be pen pals.
What happened when the pig pen broke?
They had to use the pig pencil.
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