What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong? Mistaken bacon.
One of the punny pig names for a pig that loves Shakespeare is Hamlet.
What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
Ham boogers.
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
What happened when the pig pen broke?
They had to use the pig pencil.
Why do piglets take home economics in school? To learn how to sow.
What do 99 percent of pigs ask for on their hamburgers? Piggles.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pig…
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
What do you call a pig with a rash? Ham and eczema.
I read a story about pig anatomy.
It was all straightforward until I found a twist in the tale.
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
Why was the piglet whining.
He was boared out of his brains.
I entered my pig into a pig race but he pulled a ham string.
Why did it take the teen pig so long to get ready for school in the morning?
She was very piggy when it comes to choosing what to wear!
What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig?
A bae con.
What did Mama pig ask her kids every day after school?
“Hoofeels hungry?”
What do you call an imaginary pig? A pig-ment of your imagination.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
What did the little piglet want from the swine?
A piggyback ride home.
Why was the pig given a red card at the football game?
For playing dirty.
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it “Ham Hocks”.
What do you have left after a pig eats a watermelon?
Pork rinds.
Why was the pig crying? Because he was boar-ed to tears.
I saw a pig with laryngitis.
He was disgruntled.
When the pig had a quarrel with his wife, he ended up having a gilt trip.
What’s a pig’s favorite holiday? Ar-boar Day.
What do you call a guinea pig that has become a member of the mafia?
A hamster
How do pigs write top secret messages?
With invisible oink!
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
Why should you never share a bed with a pig? They hog all the covers.
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig!
Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine!
What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A porky-pine.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs.
What did one pig say to the other?
Let’s be pen pals.
What’s the difference between hot potato and a flying pig? One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
When pigs work together, it’s known as collab-boar-ation.
What do you say to a procrastinating pig? Listen, bud, it’s snout or never.
What kind of work do pigs do after school?
Hamwork.
A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him?
Filthy rich.
What do the lady pigs say when someone leaves the toilet seat up? “Hoof-orgot to put the seat down?"
What do you call a pig who does karate?
A pork chop.
According to pig etiquette, piglets are meant to be porcine and not heard.
What’s a pig’s favorite color? Ma-hog-any.
What do you call a pig that drives around recklessly?
A road hog.
A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him? Filthy rich.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs
The sweetest and punny name to call a pig is Mudpie.
In the 5th month of every year, my aunt lets her pigs in the field…
It’s mayham!
What does a mommy pig say to her piglets at the end of the day? Time to pig up your toys.
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