What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A porky-pine.
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong? Mistaken bacon.
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork.
One of the punny pig names for a pig that loves Shakespeare is Hamlet.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Q. What do swine use to chat up a date?
A. Pig-Up Lines!
How do pigs get to the hospital?
In ham-bulances.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
According to pig etiquette, piglets are meant to be porcine and not heard.
Why was the pig a pathological liar? It’s a porcine-ality disorder.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me.
It was a hambush.
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it “Ham Hocks”.
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it “Ham Hocks”
Did you hear about the pig that ran the Post Office?
He was the first Porkmaster General.
When pigs live high on the hog, they run the risk of going into hock.
What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig?
A bae con.
What do you call a pig with skin problems? A wart-hog.
If your piglet wants to be a wizard, there’s only one alternative: Hogwarts.
Pig always have ink all over their faces because they live in a pen.
Why don’t pigs eat cake? Because they’re morally opposed to bacon.
How do pigs greet their family and friends?
With hogs and kisses.
What do you say to a procrastinating pig? Listen, bud, it’s snout or never.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
What do you call a pig that does a lot of charity work?
Philanthropig
What’s a pig’s favorite color? Ma-hog-any.
What’s the difference between hot potato and a flying pig? One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him?
Filthy rich.
I saw a pig with laryngitis.
He was disgruntled.
When the pig had a quarrel with his wife, he ended up having a gilt trip.
What did Mama pig ask her kids every day after school?
“Hoofeels hungry?”
What do you say to a procrastinating pig? Listen, bud, it’s snout or never.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise?
A slow-pork.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs.
How is a pig’s tail like 4 o’clock in the morning? It’s twirly.
What do you call a pig with a rash? Ham and eczema.
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