Why do piglets take home economics in school? To learn how to sow.
What do you call it when a pig loses its memory? Hamnesia.
Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine!
If your piglet wants to be a wizard, there’s only one alternative: Hogwarts.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What do you call a glass of alcoholic pig’s blood? Swine.
If you want to name a smart pig, name him Cunningham.
The sweetest and punny name to call a pig is Mudpie.
When pigs work together, it’s known as collab-boar-ation.
According to pig etiquette, piglets are meant to be porcine and not heard.
What’s a pig’s favorite holiday? Ar-boar Day.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs
What do you have left after a pig eats a watermelon?
Pork rinds.
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
Bacon and Legs.
Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table? She was hogging the food.
What advice did the grandpa pig have for his kids?
“Don’t take anything for grunted.”
A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet.
I’m going to see their production of swine lake.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pig…
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
If pigs learned to fly, would the price of bacon skyrocket?
skyrocket
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it “Ham Hocks”.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise?
A slow-pork.
A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him? Filthy rich.
What do you call a pig with skin problems? A wart-hog.
What kind of work do pigs do after school?
Hamwork.
I read a story about pig anatomy.
It was all straightforward until I found a twist in the tale.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree at me. It was a hambush.
Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for Mother’s Day?
They threw a sowprize party.
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong?
Mistaken bacon.
In the 5th month of every year, my aunt lets her pigs in the field…
It’s mayham!
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car?
“Stop swining! We’re nearly there.”
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
What’s the difference between hot potato and a flying pig? One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
What do you call an imaginary pig? A pig-ment of your imagination.
What do you call a pig that drives around recklessly?
A road hog.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me.
It was a hambush.
What’s the one book all piglets read in grade school? A Series of Un-porcine-ite Events.
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
How do pigs write top secret messages?
With invisible oink!
Why are pigs awful basketball players?
They hog the ball.
What did the pig say to his friend who had been cheated upon?
Please don't go bacon this relationship.
What do you call a guinea pig that has become a member of the mafia?
A hamster
What’s the one way you should never greet a male pig? “Sow, what’s up?”
Why was the piglet whining.
He was boared out of his brains.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him?
Filthy rich.
What does an obstinate piglet always say to his mama?
“Sow what?”
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