What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
Bacon and Legs.
What’s the one way you should never greet a male pig? “Sow, what’s up?”
Why couldn’t the pig tie his shoelaces? He was too ham-fisted.
Why was the pig a pathological liar? It’s a porcine-ality disorder.
One of the punny pig names for a pig that loves Shakespeare is Hamlet.